There Are So Many More Penis Emojis Now

Thanks to iOS 9.1, we can now think beyond the eggplant.

Hot Dog

Advantages: A weiner joke is WAY easier to get than an eggplant one.
Suggested use: your buns are irresistible [hot dog]

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Thermometer

Advantages: Finally, an accurate phallic silhouette!
Suggested use: getting hot 4 u [thermometer]

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Burrito

Advantages: Burritos are universally loved and have nothing but positive connotations.
Suggested use: wanna go to the chipotle in my pants [burrito]

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Fountain Pen

Advantages: You'll feel so literary!
Suggested use: i wanna take a look at your hardcover [pen]

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